Apartable's BrokerBabble Generator

Tired of trying to recycle banal adjectives when trying to write real estate listings?  No need to fret!  Apartable, a new apartment rental resource, claiming to be "Making the world better for renters," has created a "Broker Babble" generator, allowing you to auto-create copy and descriptions with the click of a button:

 

Brokers have long since taken descriptive language to absurd heights, and created ads that are purely ridiculous.  (Check out this rant about entitled FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DESCRIBE THE APARTMENT NOT THE SCENERY) 

Apartable has not publically launched yet, but you may currently sign up for a beta-invite, and I'm looking forward to seeing what this new site offers.